The Cable Guy

We finally had some much-needed work done on our cable a few weeks ago, and the guys had quite a time cornering the cable guy and forcing him into more than one round of twenty questions.

"Is that your screw driver?" "What are you doing?" "Why are you wearing a red shirt? Only bad guys wear red shirts." "Why'd you make a hole in our wall?" "Look at this big, huge, giant mess. You better clean this up!"